Collegers

Redefined words :P

School:
A place where Parents pay and children play .

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills .

[b]Marriage[/b]
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...

[b]Divorce[/b]
Future tense of Marriage.

[b]Tears[/b]
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...

[b]Lecture[/b]
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .

[b]Conference[/b]
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

[b]Compromise[/b]
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

[b]Dictionary[/b]
A place where success comes before work.

[b]Conference Room[/b]
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

[b]Father[/b]
A banker provided by nature..

[b]Criminal[/b]
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.

[b]Boss[/b]
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

[b]Politician[/b]
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after .

[b]DOCTOR[/b]
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

[b]Classic[/b]
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

[b]Smile[/b]
A curve that can set a lot of things straight .

[b]Office[/b]
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

[b]Yawn[/b]
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

[b]Etc.[/b]
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

[b]Committee[/b]
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

[b]Experience[/b]
The name men give to their mistakes.

[b]Atom Bomb[/b]
An invention to end all inventions.

[b]Philosopher[/b]
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.