A place where Parents pay and children play .
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills .
[b]Marriage[/b] It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters... [b]Divorce[/b] Future tense of Marriage. [b]Tears[/b] The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power... [b]Lecture[/b] An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" . [b]Conference[/b] The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. [b]Compromise[/b] The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. [b]Dictionary[/b] A place where success comes before work. [b]Conference Room[/b] A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. [b]Father[/b] A banker provided by nature.. [b]Criminal[/b] A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught. [b]Boss[/b] Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. [b]Politician[/b] One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after . [b]DOCTOR[/b] A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. [b]Classic[/b] Books, which people praise, but do not read. [b]Smile[/b] A curve that can set a lot of things straight . [b]Office[/b] A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. [b]Yawn[/b] The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. [b]Etc.[/b] A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. [b]Committee[/b] Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. [b]Experience[/b] The name men give to their mistakes. [b]Atom Bomb[/b] An invention to end all inventions. [b]Philosopher[/b] A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.